ICONIC VENUE, ICONIC EVENTS
WE’RE HERE FOR A GOOD TIME…
Join us any day of the week, and get stuck into something good.
Karaoke queens can belt out a classic at all hours with private karaoke rooms, and our Arcade is in action round the clock, with machines playable from midday, and Moonshine Raceway from 1800 on weeknights, and ALL DAY weekends.
Battersea? Batter-slay.
MONDAY - happy hour 5-7, 50% off arcade
TUESDAY - happy hour 5-7, THE BIG QUIFFY PUB QUIZ, 50% off moonshine raceway
WEDNESDAY - happy hour 5-7, LAUGH TRAIN HOME COMEDY
THURSDAY - happy hour 5-7
FRIDAY - happy hour 5-7, music for the thieves 9-2
SATURDAY - happy hour 3-5, MUSIC FOR THE THIEVES 5-2
WOMENS EUROS 2025
WOMENS EUROS 2025
ALL Euro 2025 fixtures shown on TV screen in our Boathouse and Arcade
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LAUGH TRAIN HOME
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Cracking weekly stand-up featuring known names, and emerging acts. Genuinely funny all round.
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Grab your ticket now, limited tickets may be available on the door.
music for the thieves
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Curated by Music Box Radio, our roster of resident DJ’s will have you moving… A party-centric vibe touching on house, funk, soul, disco, indie, alt and classics.
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Our residents play from 9pm all the way through until 2am Friday and Saturday night, so consider your plans well and truly set!
nEON NAKED STRIP KARAOKE
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Get ready to bare it all (or just your vocal cords) at Neon Naked Strip Karaoke – where UV lights meet The Full Monty vibes for a glow-tastic, cheeky sing-along night at The Four Thieves!
Perfect for hen parties, birthdays, or anyone looking for a bold and unforgettable night out!
Come dressed in your best neon looks and let us amp up your glow with face paint available at the event.
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Can be combined with our life drawing class beforehand for the ultimate neon experience, or grab 2 karaoke tickets for just £20!
paintvine paint & sip
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Indulge your inner Picasso with this paint & sip class, where you’ll learn to craft this fab Snowy Mountains motif to take home at the end of the night!
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THE BIG QUIFFY PUB QUIZ
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Get down with Boogaloo and his high-energy pub quiz, featuring general knowledge, music and picture rounds, a creative challenge, and unexpectedly more shots than you'd imagine being passed around on a Tuesday night!
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Bookings HERE, but not essential. £2.50 per player, with a max team size of 6 you can play as a larger team, but we'll deduct some points!
neon naked saturday nights
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This workshop delves into creativity, moving away from the perfectionist teachings of traditional life drawing. You'll experiment with various image-making techniques, from continuous line drawing to pointillism, and be encouraged to think outside the box to create something new.
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We host one or more Neon Naked classes in our Boat Room per month, click here to book yours!